The Power of Gmail

Ever wondered what your email was really about? In this world of words, we write lots of email but how often do we stop and wonder about what we're really saying in that sea of language. Now you never have to worry about not REALLY knowing what you were writing about. Because GMAIL, tells you, through their wonderful ads.

For instance, thought that you were conversing with a friend about school? Not really, you were really revealing your deep-seated desire for violence. You really want to KUNG-FU someone to death:



Thought that you were seriously concerned about a friend's love life and were really offering a listening ear so that your friend's love-lorn woes could receive some kind of emotional catharsis? How wrong you were. All you were really interested in was helping them find somebody else and making sure that they started producing babies in the process:


Thought you were engaged in a high-falutin' academic discourse about an intellectual topic most obscure in nature? Not a chance. You were really looking for the quickest way to avoid having to write that thesis yourself: